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Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.
The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.
by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021
mugGet the Hoofmug.

dutch hoof

She had a very nice Dutch hoof
by Loolou99 January 19, 2018
mugGet the dutch hoofmug.

Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?
Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!
by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021
mugGet the Deer hoofmug.

Hoofs

My Hoofs are tearing away!
mugGet the Hoofsmug.

Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal
"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"
by Giannifly January 28, 2018
mugGet the Hoofing itmug.

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