HLM

Heterosexual life mate

HLM 4 LIFE

by MegaFury September 1, 2009

HLOLARAWCHAWMP

An interet acronym used to describe something so funny, LOL is not a strong enough.

-Hysterically Laughing out loud and rolling around while clapping hands and wetting my pants.

I am HLOLARAWCHAWMP at your comment, fool.

by Bo3 March 5, 2008

HLS

Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008

HLIUSh

Meaning a beautiful , gorgeous , attractive , sexy , hot , just overall good looking women .

"Damn, that girl is so hliush!"

by BreeSkizzy January 25, 2012

HLS

HLS is often described as Hot Lesbian Sex between two or more women.

"Daisy, Emma and Charlotte are really bent they had HLS."

by 123frontrow May 28, 2016

HLS

When you have every Disease known to man kind but yet some how you are still Alive

Those two have HLS.

by LabGirllol November 2, 2017

hlad

Simply the initials for the phrase Hung Like A Donkey

Woman 1: my boyfriend's dick is so big

Woman 2: is he hlad

Woman 1: not that big sadly

by Freaxshow January 20, 2019