wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 9, 2017

melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo

Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.

by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013

Raunchy Hippo

A horny girl with an ass that resembles a golf ball.

I gave that Raunchy Hippo the best angry dragon.

by Seafood_Guru August 7, 2010

Homo Hippo

The fattest gay person you have ever seen.

For example:

"Rosie O'Donnell is such a homo hippo!"

by Phillippe' November 22, 2009

Squishy Hippo

A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.

"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.

Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.

Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!

by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 16, 2012

hippo-goth

an over-weight goth individual

any goth wider than she is tall

"look at the herd of hippo-goths"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

black hippo

The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting.

Man, he is super drunk and high. How do women like that?

I guess he's just a Black Hippo.

by TheSpacefish September 21, 2013