by Chuck Grove October 15, 2017
Get the hick hiking mug.1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011
Get the Happy Hike mug.I am a rich little white girl tho too so I can bring whatever you want to eat supper out or do you know what you think you are looking for a divorce and family members in the evening
by Cheesekaker November 20, 2022
Get the hike mug.The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010
Get the Photo-Hiking mug.When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016
Get the Avid Hiking mug.Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023
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