Mitchell Hemminger

He is a communist who loves giving the best of blow jobs and he loves his ass being teared open. He has never had hetero sex but has had the GAY sex.

Mitchell Hemmingers' asshole is stretched so fucking much I could put a golf ball in it.

by Uniform23 March 7, 2019

Blue Herring

A Democrat led attempt to shame or bully conservatives.

So lame that the title of Red Herring is to kind.

It seems... They have no success with anything in their platform. But they still have their Hate Trump and by extension the Hate of all voters who would support him.

The J6 show is a Blue Herring to squelch the conservatives from showing public support of Trump in the future. Embarrassing conservative peeps with shaming them is lame.

by SaltyFishyFun June 10, 2022

phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

by Imnotdumbsilly May 29, 2020

heiming

handicappet person, men også brukt som kjellsord.

kan brukes i sammenhenger som for eksempel at Rolf tar den beste skiven i matpakken din når han spør om en, og du sier ja, men ikke den skiven, eller når læreren din tar blyanten din etter du har tegnet på hele pulten.

keppis retard idiot heiming

by oddkårejhonnybob January 24, 2011

Red Herring

- A stinky or pungent vagina.

Origin:
The red comes from the color of it, and the herring is because it smells like fish.

Hey, I heard that Will's sister has a red herring!

I was with my girlfriend last night, but I had to leave, because I discovered her red herring.

by nung51 June 19, 2012

red herring

a passe term that most folks would like to dispense with - bringing to mind smelly fish. A pretentious saying that only pundits and a-holes use.

He brought up the term "red herring" in a conversation and his entourage looked at one another like he had leprosy.

by Susan Robb September 23, 2009

Red Herring

A girl's excuse to not engage in intercourse because she feels as if she might be getting her red tide soon. This is the equivalent of the logical fallacy.

Yeah dude we ended up having sex even though she attempted to give me the "red herring" excuse.

by My-Cole August 3, 2008