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terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.
We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.
by Joemamma2 July 19, 2006
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Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.
Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".
by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018
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noob herds

1. Refers to a group of noobs in a game.(Usually a clan, guild, or party.)

2. The low levels' spawns for monsters in games. Usually these areas are crowded, and the noobs in the area are reffered to as "one big noob herd"

3. A low level guild or clan.
1. Gamer A: "Lol, those noobs think they can team up on a lvl 80."
Gamer B: "yeah lol, it's a noob herd"

2. Gamer A: "Let's goto worms"
Gamer B: "And do what? Watch the noob herds?"

3. Gamer A: "I'm gonna put my new char in that guild over there"
Gamer B: "lol, you gonna join the noob herd?"
by WalmartBagger April 10, 2007
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shit herder

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult
by Poo fetish June 24, 2003
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Herdwesher

A gay person, fat, ugly, and dresses up as girls, it is a very bad insult too be used meaning , stupid, and a wanna-be so gay , Queer , Dumb, Stupid.
That man is like a herdwesher!!
by Joeymonono April 13, 2007
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herdware

Herdware is absolutely any personal 'decorative' item or product which may (or may not) have been genuinely cool, fashionable or different once, but is now overwhelmingly "me too" popular, and cliched to the point of banality, or simple embarrassment.

Often favored by teens - Mall rats easily spring to mind - & young adults wanting to project belonging to a group, culture or common state of mind, herdware can include the ubiquitous naval, ear, nose, lips, genital or etc, etc, body piercings. Or out-of-the-box tattoos like Celtic, faux-tribal, barbwire, etc, ad nauseum designs.

Types or styles of clothing, jewelery, cellphones, and any other hackneyed device, appliance or conveyance can devolve into herdware.
The group gathered every Saturday evening and flaunted their herdware at one another and imaginary admirers.

With her herdware of fresh tatts and piercings and dangling ipod she felt she was the coolest teen in the mall.
by H Zeitgeist March 17, 2009
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Herdity

The reason behind our need to adopt herd behavior. The hereditary trait of people to act as a flock of sheep.
The strange and sad thing with the public is that they can be very easily manipulated or/and misguided. They can follow any charlatan-politician-leader-celebrity as long as he/she seems powerful or eloquent enough. I guess it is our own inert "herdity" to blame for this.
by JPSergeant August 6, 2012
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