Jersey Hamburger

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)

ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog

by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010

humburgers

A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.

When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'

by Ruum December 1, 2004

hamburgler

the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.

the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.

by Pyro88 May 16, 2004

Hamburger Ass

The feeling of fecal matter trapped between the buttocks; refers to the sensation rather than the result (see dingleberry).

Lack of wiping or wiping improperly will result in hamburger ass.

by Professor English July 23, 2010

hamburger

When a man wraps his dick around his testicles and makes it appears for the shape of a Hamburger.

Wow, he can do the Hamburger!!!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

Hamburgler

When one recieves a handjob from a girl that not on that night nor anyother has he ever hooked up with. This act is commonly used when the girl is much to of a fugle to hook up with, but you will still gladly recieve a handjob.

Jeff was not attracted to Sarah at all but he still took a hamburgler due to the fact that he hadn't been laid in months.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

hamburgers

a type of food

hamburgers:here's a example: when you hear a fat person on the phone you say "well it sounds like your chewing on a hamburger to me". its lame but ion care.

by Ashamack October 28, 2010