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Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God 

One of those clickbait Minecraft (or Among Us) YouTube videos you find on the internet. Can also come in the form of, “Noob vs pro.” But in this case it is a noob going against a pro going against a hacker going against a god.
Child: Hey I love watching Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God!
Another Dude: how old are you, seven?
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DICK HACKER 

A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.
"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"
DICK HACKER by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010

matter hacker 

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.
He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.
matter hacker by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014

Growth Hacker 

The term that evolved from SEO GURU... if you look up the actual people who dare calling themselves "growth hacker" publicly, you will find most of them are gimmicky snake oil salespeople who offer nothing crazy, fancy, or even new. There are some really famous and hyped lying salespeople like these around...
That Indian guy who emailed you 20 times about his growth hacking tactics and secrets and the classes and campaigns and material he tried to sell to you at a deep discount, that is a true scamster aka the "growth hacker", or better yet the good ole' SEO GURU.
Growth Hacker by summontwoballs December 14, 2016

Broad Hacker 

commonly a high idiot who wheels women using a combination of Tinder Bumble or Hinge. Typically drives a white Nissan Maxima rolling on 20’s while listening to Shade 45.
That Broad Hacker is trying to get skin from multiple women on social media, but he was too much of a high idiot to check his messages.
Broad Hacker by Woodler October 28, 2019

cunt hacker 

A person who licks and bites the clitoros in an attempt to make a woman cum.
I picked up this bloke the other night and it turned out he was a total cunt hacker
cunt hacker by Durbridge September 10, 2006

mlg hacker

A person who hacked Obama's house and used it to play dank memes or a person who is so good at a game that people spam call him a "hacker" in chat and he goes along with it.
Dude XxXGitrektNubXxX is such a hacker!!!
yeah im a mlg hacker now taste my diamond sword scrub.
mlg hacker by Mlg-Hugs123 May 14, 2020