grumpstrated

When a female (usually in her thirties) displays in a grumpy manner her frustration over the lack of single men.

I knew I had made a mistake bringing up my new boyfriend as Sally became visibly grumpstrated.

by ngngsoftorg May 9, 2011

grampro

Acronym for "program", as in computer program.

hows that grampro coming?

by poopityturd May 12, 2011

grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.

*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"

by Jojo33 July 17, 2015

grampitidy

The way your grandfather acts when he tries to be funny but it just turns out kind of stupid.

Grampa- *says something stupid*
Kid- "your grampitidy is coming out"

by Trumpetgirl20 March 27, 2016

Gramsta

Elderly gangster

Free beverages everyone, gramsta just hit up the liquor store

by Barrelrider60 August 29, 2016

Grumps

The shortened version of the word or name "Grumpy cat".

Emily was looking like Grumpy Cat so now we call her Grumps for short

by FamM October 23, 2016

gampshite

Gampshite. What you say when you type new Hampshire to fast.

I used to live in new gampshite

by Agrey03 July 27, 2017