Boy: guess what day it is
Girl: idk what day is it?
Boy: grab ass day! That means I can grab your ass whenever and you not get mad
Girl: do what ever Idc
Girl: idk what day is it?
Boy: grab ass day! That means I can grab your ass whenever and you not get mad
Girl: do what ever Idc
by YourMomaIsAQueen December 9, 2019

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

Alex: is it February?
Nathen:it is
Alex:that means it’s February national grab ass month , I’m going to grab vivennes ass
Nathen:it is
Alex:that means it’s February national grab ass month , I’m going to grab vivennes ass
by Thayoungroyall February 3, 2025

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021

by Sicilian Cowboy July 2, 2023
