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Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.
Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.
by BRad October 19, 2003
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golf party

A party involving multiple locations, usually 9. Each location is called a "hole," and each hole has a unique alchoholic drink. Atleast one "water hazzard" is recomended, where the designated drink is water. DD Caddies are a necessity if the holes aren't in walking distance of eachother.
I got so blitzed from that jungle juice at the 2nd hole of the golf party that I could barely walk by the 5th hole.
by DejaDreamer July 21, 2008
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golf gypsy

someone who travels from golf tournament to golf tournament in a trailer/caravan with his wife and children.
"i no longer speak to my son"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"
by Ian Rush September 4, 2006
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golf shoes

A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.
Hunter(while on acid) - Order some golf shoes, other wise we'll never get outta this place alive !
by Dr Gonzo69 October 11, 2008
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golfham

Variant of 'God damn', 'goddam' etc.
Golfham, that girl is fine!
by Fffffuuuu August 21, 2010
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golf rimming

When putting on a golf course and you putt the ball straight in the pin but before the ball drops it rolls/wraps around the hole at least 360 degrees - you can say to your golf partner in a Welsh accent "ah a bit of rimming there #insert name#
Ah a bit of rimming there Ian, bit of rimming

(Welsh accent)
Golf rimming
by montyrs4 September 11, 2011
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Glodfish

Glodfish is not a mistaken spelling for the word Gold Fish. Glodfish is a god, he will fuck your bitch at a moments notice. He doesn't fuck around, he goes 0-100 real quick. He is the best at everything. Video games, Sports, looking fresh, and lets not forget fucking your bitch.
Is that Glodfish over there? Yeah why? Damn hes early. Early for what? Early to fuck my bitch.
by lolqt August 25, 2014
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