freshman fluff

The small and/or hard to see facial/armpit/body/other hair on a male freshman that is often a source of mockery for them. The facial hair consists of only a light moustache with nothing else, and is generally very hard to see. The armpit and bodily hair is often only mentioned/seen in lockers rooms when the freshman is on a jv/varsity sport, and will make him the butt of jokes for the remainder of the season.

One senior to another in the halls:
"Get a load of that freshman fluff over there, does that kid even shave?"

In the lockeroom after football practice, Joe(a senior) says to Larry (a freshman):
"That's some nice freshman fluff armpit hair you've got there"

by alfaveetagamma September 5, 2014

Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.

I got the freshman shitties BAD.

by Fancie(: November 19, 2014

Freshman Fingers

Something that happens to first year players in the NFL where a rookie will be thrown a pass a veteran receiver would catch easily but the rookie doesn't catch it.

Man, Torrey Smith is so good

No dude he has freshman fingers, he misses so many passes

by nweinberg February 10, 2012

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

by Candaaa May 28, 2014

Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017

freshman 50

Freshman 50 is the result when you don't control yourself eating in the college. It generally means that the person gains 50 pounds after entering the college. It is a derivation from freshman 15.

"Hey Broadway, You know how heavy I am right now?"
"I don't know? Worse than fresh 15?"
"Fucking Yes! I got my freshman 50!"

by Oldpunkky February 28, 2017

Freshman killa

A senior who dates freshman

My friend is about to be a freshman killa

by Kinq_mbk September 9, 2021