en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

Tog et

To drag a woman back to the kitchen so that she can resume making your sandwich.

Bella: Come at me Edward!
Edward: Tog et, wench.

by polomint27 November 3, 2012

panem et circenses

panem et circenses:

a) (direct translation) :bread and circuses in Latin

b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose

The United Nations today is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013

ET

When you’re fingering a butthole and you touch the tip of a hard turd.

Have you ever ET’d anyone?
Man, I was fingering Avery’s ass and I touched the tip of a turd waiting to go home.

by Captnslappy26 May 15, 2023

et linger

The shit covered toilet paper that sticks to your butthair.

I went to re wipe my ass only to find an et linger stuck to my ass hairs.

by Tangtamer November 23, 2023

ET

abbreviation for everything

“yo why tf r u putting mustard on et??”
“add my snapchat it’s the same on et”

by ilikewatermeln November 25, 2023

Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad

some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words

Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed

by cayalayataya625 December 3, 2022