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The pinnacle of boredom. Once you have gotten here you will have been ascended and have slain the god of universe -10 to 50. You have reached the summit of reality. There is nothing left for you here. You will have the truth of the universe to be revealed to you. You have surpassed all powerful beings in all religions. You are now the ultimate being. But you have nothing left. The real meaning of life is shown. Nothing really exists. We live in a reality that as always moving, always changing. In this reality you may think that things that you care about are there but they are not. Nothing is real. That is the truth.
Im going to type \'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\|}"?+{:>_PL<)OKM(IJN*UHB&YGV^TFC%RDX$ES#W@Q! and see what happe- *dies*
by a stupid idiot on the internet September 13, 2021
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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018
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when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."
by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021
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Noobertofthecak-es

A noob/gaming loser that camps and uses cheap tactics/weapons to get kills. Also refers to a new player in a game.

Pronunciation: Noob-ert-ov-tha-cak-ez
Gamer1: Wow, that Noobertofthecak-es! He's spawn camping.
by OwnerPwner47 May 18, 2010
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MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!
by eniwaffles April 30, 2014
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Ts in my Es

I can't believe Tina and Rory finally tied the knot! I have Ts in my Es from joy!
by al ice July 12, 2016
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