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Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now
by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011
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electron

The best free executor for using Nullware v2, the only downsides are a short key, it is like krnl but better
skid: electron is shit, sentinel on top
chad: sentinel is the free jjsploit, electron winning
giga chad: lol
by Grojg the car July 24, 2021
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electronic spliff

the action of hitting a cart and vape simultaneously.
some may call this a digital spliff, but they’re wrong, that would be like sending a picture of you hitting both nicotine and thc to someone. electronic spliff is used for in person confrontations
by m0llyfi3n August 7, 2022
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LG Electronics

A crappy electronics company that is legally destroying property and killing people with there shitty cell phones.

Their hdtvs were popular back in 2009, but good luck finding one today, since its either in the landfill or started a housefire.
I used to have a right arm, but LG electronics blew it away from me. I shoulda bought ZTE smartphone...
by st31n3r November 22, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Electronics are perianal abscesses...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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electronics

Electronics:
One of multiple creatives done at GCSE, and A level.
A dumbass subject you can do, but really shouldn’t. You think it’s just welding and soldering wires together, until a 100 page report comes outta nowhere and ruins the rest of the week
Just know you will regret it if you choose it: do product design instead
Person1: what creative do you do?
Person 2: Electronics

Person 1: BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
by Over sixteen November 1, 2020
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