election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

tri-elected

When someone or something wins the third term.

That person was tri-elected (re-re-elected).

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

Spicy Election

An all-encompassing term for political activism that stokes or is stoked by civil unrest. It often involves violence or destruction. It encompasses revolutionary actions such as protest, riots, rebellion, and escalations up to civil war. This is counter to the democratic process of election, in which the people of a nation peacefully decide the direction of its rule.

The Haitian Revolution had a number of spicy elections on the road to independence.

by Yaksisoba_the_goat September 4, 2020

tiktok election

This is the tiktok election - powers of the social media platform are going to ride our first woman into The White House in 2024.

Everyone began working the tiktok election once the candidates were switched.

by jmacofearth August 14, 2024

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Election

Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...

Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.

This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021