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Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.
Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.
by seant708 August 11, 2019
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turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006
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dumpling

A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.
Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.
by Matt Huynh August 22, 2004
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bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin
Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.
by kshitty March 7, 2009
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Silly Dumpling

When you or another person take a shit in an inconvenient place.
"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"

Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.
by PsychoMeowmix August 14, 2011
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the dumpling

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.
"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.
by Napkin Water February 1, 2020
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Sissy Dumplings

Sissy Dumplings are when you don't wash out the cum out when you've been barebacked, and then you take a jizz-grated shit
Mikochin was bricking Sissy Dumplings
by Fleet monkey February 3, 2020
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