daffodil

A daffodil is a man with a vagina. Being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. Daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of A.M.M. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)

- Hey, are you hanging out with Alex this weekend?
- No. He hasn't asked me to do anything. He's such a fucking daffodil.

by VirginFlower June 22, 2010

Daffle

after seeing your friend get powned and everyones on the floor laughing you can say that he got "daffle powned" .. meaning he got powned in a very funny way. Also sounds cool cuz its like waffle but with a D :P

LMAO HE JUST GOT DAFFLE POWNED BY THE INVISIBLE SLIDING DOOR!!! HAHAHA

by metesh October 16, 2008

DGAFFN

DONT GIVE A FLYING FIG NEWTON!

Savannah: i DGAF
Moms: what does that mean?
Kirsti & Savannah: uhhh, i dont give a flying fig newton :) DGAFFN!!!

by twinbffl May 12, 2009

daffy

the state of being mel gibson

mel gibson your DAFFY!

by daveistheman July 19, 2005

Draffing

The act of saying the alphabet with a mouthfull of jizz.

Dave tried draffing it to M but liked the taste so much he swallowed at C.

by BobbyFly June 25, 2010

daffster

a sub species of humanoid restricting its activity primarily to endeavours relating to the veneration of male genital organs. The daffster adorns himself in mating garments and performs displays of extravagent dancing in order to attract a mate. The daffster likes to amuse himself through the creation of a "parallel universe" accessible to him and others through the mediation of a screened device. Generally sociable and gentle, the Daffster can be moved to high levels of agitation and excitement upon the sighting of platform heels or a particularly luscious boa.

Grooving it like a daffster on heat

by nikkstar March 21, 2009

driffty

Demonstrating a fairly large quantity of cheek, usually in the form of sassing.

Them boys being driffty again?

by everycatneedssoup August 2, 2009