daffster 

a sub species of humanoid restricting its activity primarily to endeavours relating to the veneration of male genital organs. The daffster adorns himself in mating garments and performs displays of extravagent dancing in order to attract a mate. The daffster likes to amuse himself through the creation of a "parallel universe" accessible to him and others through the mediation of a screened device. Generally sociable and gentle, the Daffster can be moved to high levels of agitation and excitement upon the sighting of platform heels or a particularly luscious boa.

Grooving it like a daffster on heat

daffster by nikkstar March 21, 2009

Duffster Dive 

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.

A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".

Duffster Dive by juris skeptic May 21, 2013

The Duffster 

Usually the duff of the group. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) Does not usually have plans without there one friend that's usually a girl. Tries to have a girlfriend but fails when she turns insane.

Brian is the duffster.

The Duffster by TheLucyfur March 1, 2015