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daffster 

a sub species of humanoid restricting its activity primarily to endeavours relating to the veneration of male genital organs. The daffster adorns himself in mating garments and performs displays of extravagent dancing in order to attract a mate. The daffster likes to amuse himself through the creation of a "parallel universe" accessible to him and others through the mediation of a screened device. Generally sociable and gentle, the Daffster can be moved to high levels of agitation and excitement upon the sighting of platform heels or a particularly luscious boa.
Grooving it like a daffster on heat
daffster by nikkstar March 21, 2009
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Duffster Dive 

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.
A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".
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The Duffster 

Usually the duff of the group. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) Does not usually have plans without there one friend that's usually a girl. Tries to have a girlfriend but fails when she turns insane.
Brian is the duffster.
The Duffster by TheLucyfur March 1, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008