Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.
Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"
Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"
Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
Get the Drug Dealers Dozenmug. by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019
Get the lay a dozen eggsmug. When you put 6 eggs in a vagina and you put your penis and crack all the eggs so your penis comes out yellow
by 12347385747391hohn May 15, 2014
Get the dirty half dozenmug. (def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
by Jake January 14, 2004
Get the two dozenmug. Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.
by Thanatos February 2, 2005
Get the Dirty Third of a Dozenmug. Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
by leigh_12 November 27, 2011
Get the One Donut Short of a Dozenmug. by CanadianGuy428 September 18, 2020
Get the a few timbits short of a dozenmug.