Douglas

PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKEN TRASH. Would you go up to a horse shit and say hi? No. So why is it any different to talking to Douglas. It’s a fucking waste of time. He’s a fucking asshole who thinks he’s hot, but he’s the ugliest bitch you will ever fucking meet. Commonly Asian, so don’t let him drive you anywhere If you don’t wanna be in a car accident but i mean if you want to die or get brain damage, then go the fuck ahead. Douglas, you are an asshole, you aren’t cool so i don’t know why you think you are. You need to realise that treating people the way you do will not get you anywhere in the future. So if you could fucken get it together that would be great. 👍🏼

John: hey Douglas
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴

by Yohandre July 20, 2019

Douglas

A sexy beast. Only for an emma

Look it’s Douglas! He’s dating Emma!

by Emma loves douglas March 27, 2019

william douglas glassmeyer

He is one of the most handsome people on the plant and if you want to get some call 513-831-8873

William Douglas Glassmeyer is a fucking thot

by Florida theo April 9, 2019

Harry Douglas

A term used for an explicit act.

We caught two people on bus #2 giving another kid a Harry Douglas.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019

Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

Kyrian Spencer douglas

Someone who lies and manipulates, has no friends, is a pussy, talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk, someone who can't admit that they are a fat ass, and is super super gay.

I'm kyrian Spencer Douglas and I suck so much dick that the cum gets stuck in my lungs so I sound like a horse

by Horse lungs 1000 August 18, 2019

Douglas

A guy who is always dirty minded and wants to play truth or dare, Always playing the same type of girls and loves putting girls off for fortnite. Always up for a good time loves to eat junk food but never gets fat, Sometimes is a dick but you can count on him.

Sophie: See that douglas Zoe: Ew

by Jackson208 April 12, 2018