the double crest

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.

Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.

Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?

Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!

by Malice2.12 December 3, 2010

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Double chee

A double cheeseburger from McDonald’s

I think I’ll have a double Chee mate

by Mearlyyeh July 28, 2018

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Double SidedTape

When you are describing a bisexual person in a "slang" or offensive way

So you're a Double SidedTape

by LukePaul Sammut January 19, 2018

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Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.

Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.

by Hulk19 June 18, 2020

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Double Betsy

A Double Betsy refers to the act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously.

After a long night of drinking and eating seafood, Russell sat on a toilet holding a garbage can so he could successfully double betsy.

by murdock3383 December 12, 2011

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Double Nigger

Double Nigger originated on 4chan around 2002-2003. It came about from a thread asking other anons on /b/ "what is more offensive than calling someone a 'nigger'?" To which an anon responded "DOUBLE NIGGER" in all caps. The response was so stupid and juvenile that immediately became a popular meme and was adopted by many on the forum as a means to "one-up" another's insult or to simulate going nuclear to shut down a thread that was de-evolving into a pissing match.

Anon1: Only a retard would play warrior.
Anon 2: Newfags playmages cuz the are no-skill 1-button class.
Anon1: Yeah, well.... DOUBLE NIGGER!

by GokuSevenish October 24, 2022

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