Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.
by Hezron February 27, 2008
Get the Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritosmug. A race war that centered between two tribes of Doritos™️. One of them was Nacho Cheese and the other was Cool Ranch. The Nacho Cheese tribe hated the Cool Ranch tribe simply because they were blue, and the leader of the Cool Ranch tribe hated blue. Ended in both sides losing as the War was a blast of flavor if you know what I mean.
by GunkieLover628 April 29, 2023
Get the Great Dorito War of 2014mug. A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence
by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006
Get the opens the wrong end of the doritosmug. When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
Get the Aggravating Blow Job Doritomug. When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020
Get the Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritosmug. (Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler
by Sexydimma May 1, 2021
Get the dorito-stained blobmug. by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
Get the I put my dick in a bag of Doritosmug.