DOGEd

To be subject to the whims and decisions of DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)

I was DOGEd after my Federal grant was seized by DOGE and the new Administration.

by CyberCog February 20, 2025

DOGEing

To deliberately or negligently disseminate false, distorted, or unverified claims under the guise of factual reporting, often targeting audiences perceived as uncritical, credulous, or susceptible to ideological manipulation.

Chad can't help habitually DOGEing the residents at the old folks home, peddling conspiracies and misinformation to an audience that is eager to accept sensationalism over evidence.

by ZimaSoup February 21, 2025

doge

To unnecessarily discard or purge items when you lack the authority or knowledge to do so.

I'm going to doge your closet tomorrow - just get rid of all your clothes and stuff that's in the way.

by rif-anon February 23, 2025

DOGE Style

Pronounced in this instance DOE-GIE Style {dō-gē stī(-ə)l}

This is when the unofficial, non-government entity known as the "Department of Government Efficiency" comes into your workplace, bends you over your desk and fucks you out of your job and future.

"Did you hear what happened to Brad? He lost a job he's had for years. He got it 'DOGE Style' "
"Last week, these guys from some outfit called DOGE came in and fired me! They fucked me DOGE Style!"

by PhantomTechnician February 24, 2025

Doge (dozhe)

Adj.: Idiotic or uncool, especially when done in an authoritarian or delusional manner.

Noun: An idiotic person who thinks, wrongly, that people respect them.

Doge (dozhe)

(Adj): The soccer coach insists that we wear our shirts tucked in for no reason. It’s so doge!

Adj: Look at that doge girl wearing her $500 shoes to the beach and making fish lips! She actually thinks we’re staring in admiration!

Noun: Lonnie is such a doge with his little badges.

by Barneycakes February 24, 2025

DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

Doge (verb)

Past tense: Doged

The act of firing US federal employees by the Department of Government Efficency.

They're going to doge (verb) everyone in the Department of Education.

by MS eeEEnnnnnnNn BC February 25, 2025