David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
by Jackgyver January 7, 2022
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Kaja: Well, mine too.
Adela: Does it means we are disastered kids now?
Kaja: Well, mine too.
Adela: Does it means we are disastered kids now?
by adel_deer April 4, 2022
Get the disastered kids mug.Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
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After you say this, of course, you laugh.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
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