David

Slowest nigga alive

Damn you really looking like David

by Thommytanks November 21, 2019

david allen coe

sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe

country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s

personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs

Coe served time in an Ohio state prison

wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck

wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums

his underground album is difficult to find today and rare

among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"

"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)

David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.

If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.

by Assex 776 November 18, 2007

david lopez

A famous Mexican YouTuber/Viner who is always making typical Mexican jokes. He is named David but calls himself Juan cuz the lolz. One of his most famous Youtube videos is of him dressing up as batman and his friend, Jesus, dressing up as Robin.

Jose: Hey ! Have you see David Lopez? They are dressing up as BatJuan and Ruben again! Do you want to come see them with me?

Pablo: No! But... Do you want to know how I got these scars?

by Foreveralone420 July 11, 2016

David Dobriked

To be harmed for the amusement of someone who has no care for your wellbeing

(Regardless of profits being made; If someone harms you for their amusement that's being David Dobriked)

His whole friend group left him because they realized he David Dobriked them the entire time. I'm so glad they got free from that toxic relationship.

by Poseidon'sthickwave April 24, 2021

Pete Davidson Complex

When you see a man in crisis and feel an overwhelming urge to help them achieve happiness.
-burdensomeness
-burdensome
-difficult

-mr struggle

Rules:

He has to have a sort of corrupted innocence about him. He’s someone who tries to make other people happy, sometimes at his expense. He’s not trying to manipulate you, he genuinely feels hurt by something- you know it’s not your responsibility to help him, but you still feel inclined to try. This need to help him usually ends up turning into romantic feelings.

he said he’s doing drugs i’m really worried for him I want to help my stupid pete davidson complex,

I can fix him!

by blondeswithoutbrains June 9, 2021

David

David is the cutest guy you'll ever meet. He has the best smile and laugh and will lighten up the mood of the room with his sense of humor.He can be funny even when not intending to. David will always try his best to make people feel better and makes sure to compliment people daily to boost their self-esteem. Although he is a dorky guy who likes anime and video games he will always seem cute to you. If you ever meet David be sure not to let his company pass you by because you'll regret not getting to know an awesome person such as David.

David is such a great person.

by #2fab4you June 17, 2014

David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005