my fuck ass cousin, he’s so delusional he took back his ex who got him expelled and brought into court for lying. and took that bitch back js cs she said sorry ☠️☠️.
by thatgirllayah👻🩷 July 2, 2023
Get the delusionalmug. 
When a streamer's audience (usually male) fool themselves into thinking the streamer (usually female) can be attained for a relationship as long as she is single. This delusion is shattered when she reveals she is in a relationship, which, consequently, leads to indignant backlash by the horde of disappointed men.
Streamer: I have a boyfriend, guys!
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*
by Carnivorous Pencil March 10, 2020
Get the Attainability delusionmug. When your homegirls or a person you know has no sense of reality and they really believe the phuckery going on in their lives . Delusionalism can have your life in a big mess and getting played .
I had some home girls that were suffering with a really high dosage of Delusionalism , they were all fighting over a guy with a really small penis, big stomach , going bald and still married legally , but in their heads he'd make a really great husband ! Lol
by Miss lowkey high maintenance August 16, 2016
Get the Delusionalismmug. 1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing
His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".
by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009
Get the Granbiose Delusionsmug. When someone always believes they are always right, the best at anything and can never be told they are wrong. Every time this person is wrong and not the best at what they say.
by Dr. Strange Mustard December 17, 2023
Get the master of the delusional artsmug. The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself
Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019
Get the snapchat delusionmug.