Daphne

Daphne is a fun person, a little shy but very very social if needed. She'll be one of the most helpful people you'll ever meet but will sometimes hurt you unintentionally because she needs help too (but she'll never say it) She's very oblivious when it comes to her own life but very observant when needed. Rumours will fly around her and she'll never admit it but it does bug her. But don't worry, she shuts down rumours IN less than 24 hours.

Girl 1: Daphne is so complicated, but she's a great friend.
Girl 2: I hope she's doing well

by doplhinmuggg December 1, 2019

Daphne

Daphne is the best person you will have in your whole life. If there is a daphne in your life then you are super lucky person. My Daphne is super caring, loving, immensely talented great at singing good taste of music sometimes smart, short, cute and very huggable. If you have a daphne in your life never make her sad and always keep her happy because she has an amazing smile and always deserve to be happy.

Sho:‘Hey uk daphne is my best friend’
Ron:‘Omg u know daphne, you are lucky af mate’

by YourgreatKING October 3, 2020

Infernal Death

Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.

Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that

by RorySmith513 July 29, 2020

magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.

Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!

by Monarch727 December 31, 2020

russian death fridge

The Russian Death Fridge better known as the KV2 or Kliment Voroshilov tank, houses a snub nose 152mm howitzer. the Russian Death Fridge couldn't move and fire the gun and the same time because of the weight of snub nose 152mm howitzer. Often when the kv2's tracks were shot out the crew would just ditch the tank because the tank was a sitting duck

I call it the Russian death fridge because one Russian badger world of tanks video were everyone in his twitch chat told him to the Russian death fridge i thought thought about and the kv2's design did look like a fridge

by idk poob? May 7, 2021

The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.

Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.

by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021

Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.

Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.

by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022