Dave

A gay nigger faggot who is so sensitive that you could pop his ass cheeks like a balloon. He shits on walls and is also known as Gave for his homosexual tendencies and need to watch gay porn.

Let me get the lotion and I'll become a Dave

by NiggerFaggotFuckBoi69 February 10, 2019

Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about Myrtle beach.

girl 1: there's this kid in my class he was so annoying.

girl2: his name was Dave right?

girl 1: yea!

girl 2: figures...

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011

Dave

Rhyming slang - Dave (Grohl)/bog roll - usually orated loudly in a camping environment. Colloquially a Birmingham phrase.

"Alright mate, got any of that Dave? I'm touchin' cloth 'ere - gotta get meself to the sh1tter.."

by FoxBrummingRoustabout October 16, 2008

Dave

Someone so unskilled, they can break a blender just by touching it!

'You're such a Dave!'
'Don't be a Dave!!'

by TMYSTREFF July 11, 2016

Dave

Substitute for the word cunt

Your a dave

by Nannycanddy March 10, 2018

Dave

Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand

Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.

by Jason7878 August 6, 2019

Dave

A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s

Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!

by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019