Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”

Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.

by BarryDingus September 2, 2020

Croc

Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.

Croc is not a CROCODILE

by I like Landon September 28, 2017

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

daddy crocs

the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs

I can’t believe daddy crocs

dropped another girls panties in crocs

by Soggycracker01 April 20, 2018

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

Croc-Foot

The black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one's foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside.

Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot

Is your foot frostbit like Mr. Deeds or do you just have Croc-Foot?

by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011