by Jagzilla4 January 21, 2020
Get the National crocs daymug. When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020
Get the Croc Slapmug. An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
Get the Croc-Shufflermug. A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.
Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021
Get the ranch crocsmug. by Croc sock king May 17, 2021
Get the Croc Socksmug. Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023
Get the Crocsmug. Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016
Get the Granny Crocsmug.