Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez

A word used to replace crap, because that's not very nice.

Ahhh u piece of crabstick-a-doodlie-deez. Go f*** urself

by LivvyMcMuffin August 12, 2019

yellow chapstick

the act of q-tipping someone and then rubbing the q-tip around the rim of the anus, then kissing the anus

dude you bang cristina?

other dude: yea she was good to she wanted a yellow chapstick

by quecke707 July 19, 2011

Nutty Chapstick

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.

"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"

by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

Chopstick

Sticking Two Fingers Inside of one asshole to spread it apart.

I Did the Chopstick on ur mom last night

by 1a2b3c3c2b1a February 17, 2021

crabstick

adjective - relating to sushi bars, the act of getting an item of one's clothing stuck in the conveyor belt, usually resulting in a rather embarrassing circuit of the sushi bar as dictated by the speed of the belt.

"u might want to tuck ur tie in when we go for sushi later, u don't want to crabstick"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011