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Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.
My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.
by Breyy March 30, 2021
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Crackhead powers

Superhuman powers that emerge within someone who exhibits enough crackhead energy to master them. The kinda superhuman powers that allow someone to get right back up as if nothing happened after falling on top of a car.
Person: *watching someone performing acrobats off the ledge of a highway*
“Damn must be those crackhead powers”
by abg069 February 8, 2022
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Crackhead dork

A person who smoke weed and is a fucking weirdo
by Bigbootygyal March 9, 2020
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Crackhead Mary

a backstabbing boyfriend stealer, who occasionally looks “out of it”
Yeah Joe was a pretty cool guy but he’s with Crackhead Mary.

We used to be friends, but now she’s a crackhead mary.
by hailerlay77 June 6, 2022
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Crackhead feety

A crazy ass little kid that wants to see all of your motherfucking business. He is also sexual and a super big crackhead
by Little crackheads.com May 4, 2019
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crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card
*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”
by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023
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crackhead gaming

A individual Gaming at their highest potential under the influence of drugs.
He's gaming so hard i think he is crackhead gaming
by Mr Skeleton December 2, 2021
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