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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
by Joenny October 29, 2022
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The Cord

Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.
¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨
by Makarovfal May 21, 2020
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Death Cord

A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023
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Cord

Someone who tends to be a nice guy and a loyal friend who always acts older than he is. If you insult a Cord or his friends he will get pissed and relentlessly insult you and yell at you he can be very scary in this state but not as scary as it when you physically attack him, he will almost always win a fight and he’ll act like rage is the only thing keeping him alive but when with his friends he is pretty chill and just himself. Babes tend to love Cord’s thinking their funny and attractive. They also usually have a pretty long penis and decently large balls.
“Did you see what Cord did to Dax?” “I think Cord’s pretty hot” “Cord seems like a phyco sometimes
by The Cretaceous Brotherhood September 25, 2022
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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024
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Pork Cord

1.) a Hot Dog

2.) Possibly a name for the genitalia known as a penis.
1.) Do y'all want some pork cords for dinner??

2.) She totally loved my pork cord. We did it all night long!
by Orezowtruof December 22, 2022
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