by helpedmyunclejackoffahorse February 26, 2017
Get the Back Cigarmug. 
Where a male inserts a food morsel ie. Thinly sliced cucumber or licorice strap up the urethra. Where apon there sexual partner does there best to to remove it orally (suck it out)......JR
by Jon Robertson March 5, 2023
Get the cigar stuffingmug. Tyrone: Yo Marcus i got a swisher lets roll a blunt.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.
by Jimmy Jimsonson September 11, 2013
Get the cigar tucksmug. Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
Get the Exploding Cigarmug. When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022
Get the Ass cigarmug.