chump change

A decription of "nice" of a man by a woman.

Shawna called Dan "nice", he ain't nothing bu chump-change.

by John May 22, 2003

chump change

A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.

Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!

by Bert Bert August 15, 2005

chump daddy

Just your typical LA dodger hat wearing chump who thinks he's the big man.

"You hear Chump Daddy got barred out last night and was breaking beer bottles in his OWN house??"
"Typical."

"Hey chump daddy when was the last time you took a shower?"
"About a week ago."

by Jabroni Inc. October 2, 2017

chump champ

An ugly guy who only gets girls through his high financial status in life.

1. Why is that hot ass girl all over you? You got a fat face and you ugly. And dumb too.

2. I bought her a new car thats when she told me she loved me.

1. what a chump champ.

1. <broke but cockblocks him and drives off in the car he just bought for hot girl>

by homelesspimp January 9, 2010

alpha chump

A term used to define the dominating male at CCPC. usually is a strong, masculine, beastly man who takes authority on everything and never loses. any who are not rolling thick with the alpha chump are just straight chumps

J Lowe was the original alpha chump

by Jonnypizanno December 28, 2007

Beta Chump

Guys who are scared of birds, paper turtles, spend their time writing about why rock stars are beta chumps, and lie about their girlfriends being dead.

Beta Chump- Sub-par male

by IamAwesome0731 August 4, 2008

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018