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Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021
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chum chucks

The most vile ninja weapon on Earth - two soiled tampons tied together
Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."
by mBmD August 2, 2012
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Chum Chugging

The art of eating with one hand while mastrubating with the opposite hand.
"Man I accidentally spilled milk from my cereal bowl on my junk while chum chugging this morning!"
by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016
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Mud Chum

When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 8, 2023
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Voice Chum

When you’re voice chatting on discord, and that one dude everyone hates is eating chips or screaming into the mic.
Christopher: EAT MY ASSSSS
Dan: We’re gonna ban you, Chris.
Christopher: Why?
Dan: Because you’re being a voice chum
by bitchhhhh69 April 8, 2019
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Chum about

To hang out with a friend just because there's nothing else to do.

Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!
Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!
by Jsource July 21, 2017
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Ho Chum

(n) word used to describe the intangible essence or swagger that permeates from confident Men that attracts sexually aggressive Women. This essence or swagger is the equivalent to Chum that a fisherman would use to attract and catch Sharks.

alternate: can also be used when referring to something extraordinary i.e. haircut, shirt, car, hat, etc.
Bill: "So what's up Greg? You got ladies lined up around the block for you tonight!"

Greg: "What can I say bro? The ladies sense my Ho Chum from miles away!"

alternate:
Bill: "Dude, how did you end up bangin both those girls?"

Greg: "Dude, my new car is absolute Ho Chum!!!"
by Big Bill Pympin June 7, 2011
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