christians

A well-intentioned group of people that somehow manages to spew hateful propaganda and promote unfair laws at every chance.

I don't know how the gay marriage ban will ever pass unless the Christians go out and vote for it.

by Roz McClure January 21, 2004

Christianity

A sect formed to grab power and torture and kill,"non-believers". The american indians, the people in South America, people in Africa, Europe, Middle East, Asia,infact anywhere were tortured,killed,raped, looted plundered in the name of the "holy" book.

But fear not!! the torturers went to heavem because they were christians. But mahatma ghandi went to hell...because he was not.....

Ripley's believe it or not..number 22

Horrors of christianity: ask the spanish inquistidors who pillages their way to chile..ask the people who raped the africans for diamonds..ask the australian aborignes

by anonymous223 September 17, 2006

Christian

The ultimate pussy slayer and ass kicker. Get's so much bitches on his dick you cant keep track. He also kicks loads of ass. You thought Dalton from roadhouse knew how to fight, well you haven't seen a real ass kicker yet. He's also the most popular king on the block and gets whatever he wants because no one has a higher say than him.

Christian is such a hero

by ChristianTK May 21, 2018

Christianity

The largest religion in the world. Christianity contains many sects, and it teaches that there is only one God, and that his is Jesus Christ who's people were the Jews and he was sent to die on the cross to forgive mankind’s sins, so that we may go to heaven by believing in him. Teaches to love your enemy and seek peace.

Christianity is the largest religion in the world. It teaches that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins on the cross and came back up from the grave to ascend into Heaven. We need only believe in Jesus and his sacrifice to get to Heaven, as it is the one true way. Teaches to love your enemy and seek peace.

by Travis March 6, 2005

christian

someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results.
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?

christian: "god is super"
me: "you're full of shit"

by Yabity October 4, 2010

Christian

A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.

Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.

Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.

"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."

"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."

"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."

by HMB April 7, 2003

christian

literally the gayest nigga ever.

christian : *slaps ass*
anyone : "you fucking gay nigga"

by CHRISTIAN RJ8 November 19, 2019