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chatztistamatis

a guy who is a douchebag and pretends to drink beer to impress women and put down friends in the precence of females. and then talks about his car which his family bought him and does'nt pay alot of bills douchebag!

also see liar and backstabber and fucking loser cuz he is prob all 3.
1. "hey cutie i have an honest job and make ok money and i think your attractive. alex- hey wait a moment girl i have a mustang and i drank like a milloin beers already and i just got here by the way i have a mustang. Tom- hey douchebag you just pulled an chatztistamatis good job assshole.

ex 2. a fucking huge giant greek queer asshole who fucking lies to get female attention who leeches of cool guys.

"hey babe i like pay no bills thanks to mommy and daddy so do you wanna go like have sex i make 1800 dollars a pay and my friends have kegs but i just fucking leech of them anyway did i mention i have a mustang?

ex3. "hey tom you know your drunk?
"of course asshole cuz i really drink my beers you fucking poser. such an chastitamatis move you fucking no life having loser. and ps fuck your mustang.
by The universe February 29, 2008
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chatzee

A boy who wears too much hair gel, can't decide how many buttons to unbutton before going out and thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread (especially to women). Usually hang in packs.
He thought he was hot......maybe the guido orange fake tanning lotion made him feel like he was on fire, what a chatzee.
by Mandy Marie April 25, 2008
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Chita

Damn Chita, I almost didn't see you in the dark.
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Chit

The incorrect pronunciation of the word “shit” often heard in the black community and/or said by a redneck or a “Good old Boy” from the south. (United States)
Willy: Chit man, you almost ran over my ass.
Tyron: Who gives a chit!

Tyron: Yo, man you stepped in some dog chit.
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Chitleen

chitleen is a very sweet and caring person but is also a bad bitch. she acts like a bitch at times but she never days anything seriously. shes acte gay with her friends and cries about boys all the time (especially her boyfriend) she has good fashion sense.
i wish i could be a chitleen
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Chitown

A place where all the 'homies', 'bitches 'n hoes' and 'south siders' live.... ALSO! The Murder Capital of the USA ! Yay Chicago Rules!

Another definition: HELL
Idiot1: yo brotha les go to chitown an light us up some bitches 'n hoes

Idiot2: Dammm straii foo les go
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Civilized Person 1: I have to go on a business to Chitown tomorrow.

Civilized Person 2: OH GOD NO SAVE YOUR SOUL!
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Bitch1: Yooo brotha, Raul, Alfonzo, and Jamal banged mah ass foo in Chitown.

Bitch2: Oo sista yoo is doin' good 'n all!
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Visitor1: That guy over there from Chitown wasn't really friendly, he bumped into my arm and scratched it by accident.

Visitor2: Holy shit! HACK IT OFF AND BURN IT!
by Salt Licky October 5, 2004
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chitan

Chitan is a product of habakuhei. Bend over and take it!
by RaedonWolf June 24, 2004
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