When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
by OkayestBassist616 February 1, 2017
Get the Mexican Chimney Sweepmug. A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009
Get the one eye up the chimneymug. During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.
by dr muon's dirty scribe March 14, 2010
Get the Kansas City Chimney Sweepmug. to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009
Get the drop some presents down the chimneymug. The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.
I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.
I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.
Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.
-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."
Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea
I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.
Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.
-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."
Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea
by casual1 August 14, 2012
Get the Irish Chimneymug. Is when a male inserts his penis into a stoma (hole in the neck in order to breathe) and has sex with the hole
I saw that this bitch had a bermuda triangle and i couldnt go down there or i would have ended up giving her a free meal so i went up to the neck for the chimney sweep
by travs05 December 20, 2008
Get the chimney sweepmug. A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.
The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.
Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.
Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.
by a angry hobo December 5, 2018
Get the chimney sweepersmug.