a cheeseburger 

the act of deficating in your pants in the middle of class or other locations where you are amongst friends and possibly teachers or your rowing coach.

guy: "What's that horridly disgusting smell?"
other guy: "Yea dude something smells like shit."
guy with shit in his pants: "Sorry guys, I just pulled a cheeseburger."
guy: "Fuck you"

a cheeseburger by sexisunshinesmiles May 2, 2011

Dick Cheeseburger 

Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.

Our faces are in mourn as we look at Pat's dickcheeseburger!

Dick Cheeseburger by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005

double cheeseburger 

The act of two men inserting their penises into a woman's anus at the same time.

The pornstar Gauge is especially adept at performing the double cheeseburger.

double cheeseburger by Chrispybro May 4, 2006

Dublin Cheeseburger 

A Dublin cheeseburger is simply licking a females vagina or rectum after you or another male has ejaculated into it. Made famous by Irish politicians during the Celtic Tiger. Similar to sloppy seconds.

Dave's ex is sleeping with a new guy. That new guy is getting Dave's dublin cheeseburger.

Dublin Cheeseburger by Hontop Shanny September 22, 2010

urban cheeseburger 

When a male take a shit, and smears it on both sides of his mates face, thus making it look like a burger.

Hey baby, give me an urban cheeseburger

Sure bitch

urban cheeseburger by John Macenroll professor of fucked up shit June 22, 2008

cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

cum-shot head-cheeseburger by eda-skip October 13, 2021

cambodian cheeseburger 

a cambodian cheeseburger is an acient sexual act. this act consists of placing the males testicals into a bloody mule skull, then the testicles are placed in the female (or males, for a male cambodian cheeseburger search cambodian vegan burger) asshole, then, placed in the girls mouth. the girl is then executed.

i gave her a cambodian cheeseburger. she died peacefully.

cambodian cheeseburger by mrcambodiacheeze March 28, 2009