Calvin and Hobbes

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.

Never argue with a six year old who shaves.

by purple jesus June 28, 2005

calvin goldspink

weehee look at me; sam is a loser (L)

calvin goldspink thinks sam is a loer

by toesocksfuxer April 7, 2005

Calvin

A godlike ramen cooker.

Wow, have you seen Calvin? His ramen is really good.

by paintingYourFaceRn October 14, 2018

calvin

literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you

look it’s calvin i wish i was like him

by layla:(: April 30, 2020

Celine

An intellect...a jokester without ever having to be mean. Open to any and everything because she's so welcoming to those around her. She will love you with all her heart if she finds you deserving of receiving it. Not a push over but is a sucker when it comes to those she loves. You will admire her from a far because the strength and resilience she shows is incredible. She does things that will leave you speechless and she does things that will make you smile. I have been so lucky to fall in love with her and I know whoever she meets next will to.

Celine is the kind of girl you can't stop thinking about.

by bebe_2019 May 6, 2020

celine dion

Probably the best music artist ever to grace the stage. Can sing incredibly and hit notes that other 'stars' could only dream of hitting. Those who slate her wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in their arrogant faces. Long may she reign.

Who's that woman who was awarded biggest selling female artist ever?

Oh, celine dion?

by Kursteh April 21, 2008

celine vergnes

It's a Dutch blondie with French roots. She loves to sing and explore, party and connect with new ppl. Allso very spiritual and loves alot of quotes/sayings. Will do anything to make you feel better, even if it means that at the end of the day she's stuck with tears of her own problems. Never understood love, but went out with everyone, craving for the answer, but ends up being used or hurt. An amazing and smart personality, you will never find this person again.

celine vergnes

by French Lily October 22, 2013