cassidy casablancas

the hottest teen psychopath ever, on the show veronica mars. blew up a bus load of people to hide the fact that he'd been molested. did i mention he's hot?

though beaver -- ahem CASSIDY casablancas felt no guilt for killing almost 10 people, how can anyone resist those sad, sexy, sexy, eyes of his? and the cheek bones. can't forget those.

by doubleentendre August 19, 2007

Cassidy Haley

Cassidy haley is a L.A. based recording artist whos music is currently #6 on the top electronic albums charts. He is a child of the gays. He's hitchhiked barefoot across the country dumpster diving, raged it up in Seattle and Washington DC against the global corruption of the WTO and the IMF. He's joined the Hari Krishna's in the mountains of Kentucky chanting rounds and shaving his head into a sika.. He's danced and stripped in the seediest gay strip club and sang along side Lucent Dossier at the Coachella music festival as he swung from the rafters in front of thousands of people. he has a clothing company that is his treasure and his tomb...

His music sounds like a drugged out Justin Timberlake lost in the back streets of berlin on acid after being kidnapped by a pack of raving mad drag queens... mixed in with heaven and every thing good and all the sadness and despair of lost dreams and beautiful things

Example:

Bob: Have u heard Cassidy Haley's music yet??

Tom: Yea i have and it is Bad ass!

Bob: this guy is gonna be famous!!

Tom: what r u talking about?!?! he already is!

by lady hesper September 8, 2009

cassidy boon

Some stupid "feminist" that is hated by all Australians

Australian: FUCKING CASSIDY BOON CALLING ME RACIST FOR EATING VEGEMITE

by Potatoes1234 September 7, 2016

cassidy incident

something that happens when you say it isnt going to happen. The best thing to avoid this is to knock on wood

"Oh no! You didn't knock on wood. You are going to have a Cassidy Incident!!!"

by Spike Kentucky JR March 2, 2009

Cassidy Grab

When, during the transfer of an item, the person touches your hand when grabbing said item.

The waiter Cassidy grabbed my plate at the restaurant and he had sauce on his hand!

by findie February 7, 2021

Cassidy Tancrell

A meal sized snack wrap who is constantly getting her phone snatched. May have Hivs but can somewhat throw it back. Thinks shes one of the bros. Only ever listens to rap. Is a part time wannabe baller and owns stock in snapchat. Never fails to secure the bag and has the same 5 songs on repeat on spotify.

-yo wheres Cassidy Tancrell at?

-oh shes busy securing the bag for her snapchat bros

by PullOverSir March 20, 2020

cassidy m

the most amazing girl ever, i want to marry her one day and have two kids named taylor and jessie, december will be great

cassidy m

by hoover678 August 17, 2011