Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay
by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017
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carpet frog

“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”
by KingSingh January 22, 2018
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Carpet Wiper

Wiping your rusty sheriff's badge like a maniac after a nice solid bowel movement. Instead of using small strokes to ensure a clean behind, a carpet wiper makes multiple aggressive passes with the same TP. It makes a similar sound to cleaning a carpet stain.
This guy at the office makes me uncomfy when I hear him wipe. He's a carpet wiper for sure & I'm concerned about the status of his balloon knot.
by Smooth Oper8or March 9, 2020
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Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016
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Carpet Walker

A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.

The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
by Life_indk June 16, 2021
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Carpet nurse

A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.
"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".
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