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Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.
“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”
by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025
mugGet the Dirty Carbonationmug.

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
by Oink nigga April 25, 2020
mugGet the carbonated vaginamug.

carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.
Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?
by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021
mugGet the carbon dialectmug.

Carbon Bozoxide

The same as regular Carbon Dioxide, only it cannot be used by trees via photosynthesis, permanently damaging the Bozone Layer.
He is creating a lot of Carbon Bozoxide
by Bozone layer February 3, 2022
mugGet the Carbon Bozoxidemug.

Carbon Dioxide Pods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.
by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022
mugGet the Carbon Dioxide Podsmug.

carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.
"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017
mugGet the carbonatemug.

[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.
"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."
by cattnipp October 18, 2008
mugGet the [Carbon Bellyprint]mug.

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