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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
mugGet the I bet you cant mount a tvmug.

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔
by Ethski April 13, 2025
mugGet the ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔mug.

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022
mugGet the grandpa cant get it upmug.

Cant

A 'cant' is a mis-kicked power shot in football (soccer), which flies very high over the crossbar.
'Victor! Stop canting the ball all the time!'
'Ugh, he canted the ball again, I'm not climbing over the fence to get it!'
by Andre Dre October 19, 2021
mugGet the Cantmug.

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.
example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."
by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021
mugGet the cant touch memug.

Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'

Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry
As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.
by "2Late" February 9, 2021
mugGet the Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'mug.

cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019
mugGet the cant handle the beanmug.

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