A Callym is brought into the world by planting the Callym seed in freshly tilled dirt. Then, after 9 months of watering and good sunlight, he sprouts a golden tuft above the ground, then, and only then, can his gardener pull the tuft from the ground, and at that moment, a wild Callym will have been born into the world. After a few years of growth in adolescence, he will begin to develop a bulb that at the age of 16, will sprout into a cabbage, then and only then, can he be chopped up and put into a wonderful green salad for the superior meat men to look at, sniff, and throw in the trash. because vegetables are inferior and meat is forever.
"I actually bought myself a Callym today, plan to plant him this morn'."
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