bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana

The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

by Fahq72727272 May 6, 2025

Rolling ball of butcher knives

Someone who is sharp and all over the place; a live wire

She’s been a rolling ball of butcher knives managing this hospital of Covid patients.

by The Real Llama November 28, 2021

Butcher of New Harbor

A guy who walks around New Harbor looking like a caveman Ts, and slashing everyone with a cleaver.

Employee 1 : Yeah hear about that crazy Butcher Pete?
Employee 2 : Yeah but you haven't seen nothing yet until you've seen The Butcher of New Harbor.

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

butcher

That one KA singin toby Keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after that God awful attempt at Courtesy of the Red White and Blue by Jonah. Butchered

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019