bungee cord

A amazing cord with the power to retract when streched to its limits.

Destiny: Hey hunny i'm going to move your couch using a friends truck. I plan to put it in the back

Ben: Okay make sure its secured down.

Destiny:....

*5 hours later*

Destiny: Man I knew I should have listened to my smart sexy boyfriend and secured it down, like with a BUNGEE CORD. Now he is out 400 dollars.... oh shoot

Ben: dang... my couch is now on the side of a highway... I should invest in duct tape now.

by Dr. Smitten October 20, 2008

Budget Cut

A Budget Cut is a is an employee that really serves no purpose and could be eliminated to save money and preserve essential positions. Budget Cuts are often seen playing solitaire and Farmville, taking multiple smoke breaks, and spending most of their time gossiping about people who are actually working. The Budget Cut may provide some services; occaisionally answering a phone, telling others who to call to resolve their issue, monitoring the whereabouts of coworkers, and generally communicating in an overtly rude and annoying manner.

Jane made a mental list of employees arriving late while she took her 7:45am smoke break. Later, she shared the names with her co-worker, Dick, via IM while harvesting her crops on Farmville. Jane is a Budget Cut waiting to happen.

by Supernance November 13, 2009

bungewaffle

Using a waffle cone as a condom during anal sex, and taking the resulting filled waffle cone, filling it with maple syrup, and forcing some poor unsuspecting schmuck to eat it.

Tim: I bungewaffled Sarah last night and gave the cone to her brother.
Bob: Score!
Tim: Weird part is, he said it was delicious and asked me where I got it.

by sloobah September 29, 2013

bunger bunger

Bunger Bunger is the nosie bunger makes from bugsnaxs it it an game

Dan: Bunger Bunger?
Mar: No Bunger.
Jose: No it cant be Bunger.
Dan: shut up Jose you look like bunger
Jose: :{

by DanTheNoobie April 9, 2021

bunger

a mindless repetition

no need to bunger it

by M4rt January 25, 2023

come budget

A over 39 year old man that believes he is a part of the 18-29 crowd. Talks down to other middle aged men. Says his dick only gets hard after it's half way in cause he has had so much sex it's boring. Rarely sits down. Hair is usually thinning. Talks to everyone like he knows them. Thinks of himself as scene guy. Argues with hot chicks while he decides if they are his type. Used to smell like fahrenheit. Often found in strip clubs.

Tell that come budget to slither back to the shake shack and pay someone to know him.

by Jay-lay August 24, 2010

hisokas_.bungeecum

Is EXTREMELY hot and stunning. She should immediately marry me. The first time i talked to her beautiful soul i nearly passed out.

hisokas_.bungeecum should marry me today.

by ventisdragon July 21, 2021