buddy jesus

1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.

2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Jesus I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!

2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.
by Madmann October 03, 2005
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sext buddies

Like fuck buddies or friends with benefits, except your relationship almost solely exists via sexual texts or emails. In fact, you may have only met in person once (or never).
When Sally met Harry at the bar and gave him her number, she hoped he'd ask her out on a date. They texted back and forth a few times, but Harry lived in another state and eventually they became regular sext buddies instead.
by mythumps February 26, 2014
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blazing buddies

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.
Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.
by Tactics October 30, 2007
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Hole Buddies

Two guys who have had sex with the same girl at the same or different times.

The male version of pole buddies.
Steve, did you have sex with Stephanie? Because so did Mike, that make your hole buddies.
by no, this guy February 06, 2013
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munchie buddy

A friend for life. Somebody who will go toe to toe against any taco and buddy up with you on any burger. You gots to be down for the bacon and be ready to go ham on the pork loin. Your Munchie Buddy doesn't have to necessarily smoke pot, we just know it always makes things better.
"Damn bro, I'm starving! I wish my munchie buddy Chad was here to take down this 10lb taco with me."
by BrownBearsRBest April 12, 2014
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chubby buddy

A person who voluntarily gets fat with you; someone who you can always call on for food; someone who loves to eat as much as you do
I just ate two large pizzas with my chubby buddy
by CourtCobain July 26, 2015
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TF2 Buddy

A bound between two people stronger than marriage.
Stop bullying my TF2 Buddy

Good job TF2 Buddy
by Yee Loomis November 02, 2017
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