Broletariat

"Well-intentioned but chronically-online male leftist that spends too much time contemplating political theory and lifting weights in a feeble attempt to create meaning for his life in an increasingly absurd world."

Within a working class proletariat exists a small faction of self-aware bros, the Broletariat, dedicated to reclaiming masculinity and rejecting its societal implications of individualism and conservatism.

by Themvmt March 27, 2025

Broketato

That one friend who is broke to the highest degree possible but still your bro or close friend.

Sure I'll buy something for you just this once, Broketato

by MrBurgor May 14, 2025

Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.

"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?

by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011

get brover it

The same as "get over it," but for bros.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you dating my ex?"

Guy 2: "GET BROVER IT."

by Jimmy Marceaux March 19, 2013

to broverrule

Verb
reject or the disallow of one's bro's action by calling for a broverrule and stopping their decision

"Man, I don't care if the chick is a 3. I am going for it"
"Sorry Bro, I am going to have to broverrule you"
"Ah man, I have been broverruled"

by Jerome Derrickson February 21, 2014

Dutch Broven

When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.

The Dutch Broven reeked of taquitos, asparagus, and ass.

by Bringindowntheblouse April 8, 2015